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SOMEDAY WE'LL KNOW A parody of "Someday We'll Know" version by Mandy Moore and Jonathan Foreman Setting: Two years after the release of "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire", a Disgruntled and Impatient Fan complains about Book 5 and its maddeningly delayed released date.... Spoiler alerts for:
DISGRUNTLED & IMPATIENT FAN: Summer days spent in the Burrow, Can't stop thinking, d'ya wanna know why? So many questions, I need answers, Two years later, they're still on my mind. Whatever happened to Snape's secret mission? Or Voldemort, back from the grave? Will Pettigrew's new hand wreak havoc? Will Padfoot hide out 'ever in a cave? Oh, someday we'll know What's the Order of the Phoenix? Someday we'll know Who Rowling will kill off. Someday we'll know What became of Karkaroff? Will Wood ever play in a Quidditch World Cup? Who'll be Gryff captain now that he's gone? Will Hermione become a school prefect? Will she end up with Viktor or with Ron? Oh, someday we'll know Will Fleur be back at Hogwarts? Someday we'll know Will the house elves be set free? Someday we'll know What's new at Diagon Alley? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Someday we'll know Who'll be the next Defense prof? Someday we'll know Where Hagrid's going to, Someday we'll know Is it a win for Albus and his crew? (instrumental) Will anybody know the fate of poor Buckbeak? Who'll win the House and Quidditch cup this year? Will the Twins' Joke Shop finally be established? I'll go down my questions with some Butterbeer! Oh, someday we'll know What side Percy will be on Someday we'll know What Dudley's been up to Someday we'll know Will Ginny be forever blue? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Someday we'll know who Harry'll fall in love with One day, I hope to read Book 5, its true, Someday, I hope Rowling's writing will be through. Copyright: GiNnYSkywalker, May 2002 | ||||
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