someday we'll know
A parody of "Someday We'll Know", version by Mandy Moore and Jonathan Foreman.


A parody of "Someday We'll Know" version by Mandy Moore and Jonathan Foreman

Setting: Two years after the release of "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire", a Disgruntled and Impatient Fan complains about Book 5 and its maddeningly delayed released date....

Spoiler alerts for:
  • Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire


Summer days spent in the Burrow,
Can't stop thinking, d'ya wanna know why?
So many questions, I need answers,
Two years later, they're still on my mind.

Whatever happened to Snape's secret mission?
Or Voldemort, back from the grave?
Will Pettigrew's new hand wreak havoc?
Will Padfoot hide out 'ever in a cave?

Oh, someday we'll know
What's the Order of the Phoenix?
Someday we'll know
Who Rowling will kill off.
Someday we'll know
What became of Karkaroff?

Will Wood ever play in a Quidditch World Cup?
Who'll be Gryff captain now that he's gone?
Will Hermione become a school prefect?
Will she end up with Viktor or with Ron?

Oh, someday we'll know
Will Fleur be back at Hogwarts?
Someday we'll know
Will the house elves be set free?
Someday we'll know
What's new at Diagon Alley?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Someday we'll know
Who'll be the next Defense prof?
Someday we'll know
Where Hagrid's going to,
Someday we'll know
Is it a win for Albus and his crew?


Will anybody know the fate of poor Buckbeak?
Who'll win the House and Quidditch cup this year?
Will the Twins' Joke Shop finally be established?
I'll go down my questions with some Butterbeer!

Oh, someday we'll know
What side Percy will be on
Someday we'll know
What Dudley's been up to
Someday we'll know
Will Ginny be forever blue?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Someday we'll know
who Harry'll fall in love with
One day, I hope to read Book 5, its true,
Someday, I hope
Rowling's writing will be through.


    Copyright:    GiNnYSkywalker, May 2002

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