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BLAME IT ALL ON MY MEMORY A parody of "Memory" from the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical, "Cats" Setting: A sad and rejected Neville Longbottom ascends the steps of the Astronomy Tower to find time to be alone, and to reminisce.... Spoiler alerts for:
NEVILLE: One night, Not a sound throughout Hogwarts We were all soundly sleeping, And then Ron gave a scream. He saw Sirius, We didn't know just how he got in... But Ron was sure 'twasn't a dream... Memory Blame it all on my memory I wrote down the week's passwords, And promptly lost the list Sir Cadogan let Sirius in, now Professor McG's Fervently wishing I'll cease to exist.... Every day I seem to lose My poor old pet toad, Trevor... It takes me hours to find him, might be Easier to find a bezoar! Grandma She gave me a Remembrall It's the size of a marble What it does is turn red And that tells me That I've forgotten something, I dread... But what it is... escaped my head... Oh I know that they all think I don't have magic in me But soon I'll learn it And soon I'll get it If they'll just let me be me.... Memory I will work on my memory And soon I will earn house points I'll make Gryffindor proud I'll learn my lessons I'll make the grade, and by end of term they'll root for me... and cheer out loud.... Copyright: GiNnYSkywalker, August 2002 | ||||
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