onward to isengard
A parody of "The Little Drummer Boy".

    ONWARD TO ISENGARD

A parody of "The Little Drummer Boy"

Setting: Treebeard comes across the Hobbits, Merry and Pippin, in Fangorn Forest. The Ents go to Entmoot and decide to wage war against Isengard.

Spoiler Alert For:
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Author's Note: This is my first try at a LOTR-themed parody. I was reading Christmas song lyrics when I came across The Little Drummer Boy. Having Tolkien in the brain for two weeks now because of my excitement over seeing "The Two Towers" movie, it immediately struck me, for some weird reason, that the "pa rum pum pum pum" sounded like the sounds the Ents made, thus, "Onward to Isengard!" was written. :)

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Treebeard:

Come, I called the Ents
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
To the Moot we all went
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
I told the Hobbits' tale
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
Saruman's plans unveiled
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
Hrum hoom hmm hmm
Hrum hoom hmm hmm
On to Isengard!
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
Here we come.

Poor, bored Hobbits
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
Quickbeam will babysit
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
In Entmoot we remained
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
Took three days to explain
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
Hrum hoom hmm hmm
Hrum hoom hmm hmm
On to Isengard!
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
Here we come.

So, we go to war
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
We'll break down walls and doors
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
We'll crumble every stone
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
Let the Ents' Might be known
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
Hrum hoom hmm hmm
Hrum hoom hmm hmm
On to Isengard!
Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm
Here we come.



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    Copyright:    GiNnYSkywalker, December 26, 2002



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