LOVE ON THIS ICY WONDERLAND

A parody of "Winter Wonderland"

Setting: Han Solo gets fed up with icy Princess Leia and his equally icy new environment.

Spoiler alerts for:

• Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back

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HAN SOLO:

It's deathly cold, we're all shivering
Everywhere, snow is glistening.
It's a terrible sight
That I see tonight
Here in Hoth, this icy wonderland.

Oh so cold is the Princess
But she's cool, that I confess
She is too headstrong,
We don't get along,
Here in Hoth, this icy wonderland.

CHORUS:
Here the Rebels built their new headquarters,
Far from the Empire's prying eyes.
It sure is secluded, I'll need my furs.
It's cold and dreary and there's too much ice.

How I hate my attire,
Wanna lounge by the fire.
I hope to persuade
her, end this charade,
Here in Hoth, this icy wonderland.

CHORUS:
Here the Rebels built their new headquarters,
Far from the Empire's prying eyes.
It sure is secluded, I'll need my furs.
It's cold and dreary and there's too much ice.

When she smiles, ain't it thrilling?
She talks to me, ain't it stinging?
She loves me, I say
Soon I'll have my day
Here in Hoth, this icy wonderland.

Here in Hoth, this icy wonderland....
Found love in this icy wonderland....

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    Copyright:    GiNnYSkywalker, December 26, 2002