coruscant chase
A parody of "Passenger Seat" by Stephen Speaks

A parody of "Passenger Seat" by Stephen Speaks

Setting: Obi-Wan Kenobi, after being thrown off the flying assassin droid by a carefully targeted shot from Zam Wessell, free falls through the crowded Coruscant skies, singing....

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  • Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones


My Padawan hasn't arrived.
Hope I get out of this alive.
We're chasing an assassin all over Coruscant and...
As I fall down from the skies,
My life flashes before my eyes.
Hope that I get through this evening.

And I thought I'll hit the streets
Now I'm in the passenger seat.
Oh and I will keep my eyes tightly closed,
Knowing Anakin's flying skills.

We sped away then took a dive.
Anakin's on overdrive.
He's scaring me with his flying.
Suddenly he hit the brakes,
and jumped! Foolish move to make.
Here he left me waiting...

So I looked down at the street,
Climbed right into the driver's seat.
I will fly this speeder and hit the road
I will chase them fast as they flee....

I watched my Padawan's feats,
His saber's in my passenger seat.
The assassin's vehicle crashed below.
Now it can't get away from me.

Oh, I just hope... it won't blow....

* I landed right on the street,
Good thing I did not eat concrete...
Oh, and I ran after them on the road
Now they're just a few feet from me.

(repeat * twice)

I landed right on the street....
Good thing I did not eat concrete.


    Copyright:    GiNnYSkywalker, February 12, 2003

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