------------------------------------------------ Seems it's still possible for me to write two consecutive filks in two consecutive days. Heheheh. I didn't believe I could do that again! And just when my world almost came crashing down on me again too... Like Ian said, I guess writing always helps.... (I love smileys. Don't you? LOL.) ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ONWARD TO ISENGARD Sung to the tune of "The Little Drummer Boy" Setting: Treebeard meets the Hobbits, Merry and Pippin, in Fangorn Forest and after hearing their tale, calls all the Ents to a Moot and declares war on Isengard.... Author's Note: This is my first crack at an LOTR-themed parody. And since I've been reading Christmas song lyrics, I thought my filks for this season should be Christmas-themed too. :) When I heard "The Little Drummer Boy" again, I thought the "pa rum pum pum pum" was somehow like the sound the Ents made according to the book, and I couldn't forget Treebeard in the movie.... thus, my first-ever LOTR parody was written. :) I found it fitting that it is about Ents too, since they are one of my favorite characters in the Trilogy. :) This filk is dedicated to all the folks at The Philippine Tolkien Society who love to have some LOTR fun. :) ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Treebeard: Come, I called the Ents Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm To the Moot they all went Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm I told the Hobbits' tale Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm Saruman's plans unveiled Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm Hrum hoom hmm hmm Hrum hoom hmm hmm On to Isengard! Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm Here we come. Poor, bored Hobbits Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm Quickbeam will babysit Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm In Entmoot we remained Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm Took three days to explain Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm Hrum hoom hmm hmm Hrum hoom hmm hmm On to Isengard! Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm Here we come. So we go to war Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm We'll break down walls and doors Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm We'll crumble every stone Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm Let the Ents' Might be known Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm Hrum hoom hmm hmm Hrum hoom hmm hmm On to Isengard! Hoo hrum hoom hmm hmm Here we come! ginnyskywalker -- december 26, 2002 |