Re the Spike pin: "Spike over your heart." "Or a little lower."
Selling the Spike calendar: "If you lick it hard enough his clothes come off!"
Pinoyslayer mom upon seeing the display of dolls with blindfolds: "My scarf!"
One satisfied owner of a Mr Pointy stake to another: "I'm going to sleep with the stake under my pillow." "Or a little lower."
"I've been here five minutes and i've already seen two geeks from my school!"
"Pigilan mo ako. Babatukan ko na yang Legolas na yan." "Um, he's actually a friend of mine." "Oops. Loko lang." "That's OK, go ahead. That's what friends are for."
No sign of Darth Voldemort, Lord of the Dominion, Agent of the Hellmouth anywhere. His army of fun seems to have failed his devious plan. Our ragtag band of volunteers have prevailed and were victorious. The only side effect to our encounter with them was fatigue, which most of our troops were already expecting. All reports are in and the general concensus is that the master of evil was a figment of our imagination. All proof that he ever existed seemed to have vanished into thin air.
That settled, our troops have returned to their respective worlds to recuperate. Our only worry now is that news of an uprising seems to have spread across the Hobbit homeworld. A call for New Worlds:Middle Earth has reached our sector. We will have a general assembly of world leaders on stardate 30322.1830 to assess the problem.
