Our Jedi Forces have reported that Darth Voldemort, Lord of the Dominion, Agent of the Hellmouth seems to have recruited a group of mercenaries for his personal bodyguard. Said mercenaries were reported to wear only white sandos, black boxers, and white helmets....
We have instructed our teams to try to determine the identity of the mysterious band of mercenaries. But until now, no further reports have come in.... Hopefully our masters and padawans have not been recruited to the dark side....
On a more hopeful note, one of our Masters thinks he has finally found The Chosen One. I initially did not believe him, but I've seen the boy myself, and all I can say is that... the Force truly is strong in him.
Meanwhile, Master Yoda insists that a person by the name of Denethor has tried to get in touch with him. But it's taking so darned long trying to find out who this Denethor really is. All Master Yoda knows is that this Denethor has taken to lighting SOS beacons, and keeps saying "Gondor is under siege". Mistress Jocasta Nu thinks that Master Yoda was mistaken. There is no Gondor. But The Chosen One whispered to me last night that he thinks records on Gondor were erased from our Archives. But who could've done it? Could it be Darth Voldemort?
OOC: Kudos to the webmaster of our beautiful website!!! Worthy of the 24th century!
IC: Looks like Darth Voldemort is back to terrorize the Alpha Quadrant. We thought the Coalition Forces on Earth had already captured him, but it turns out it was a decoy. More details will come as the Starfleet investigators start to report in. Until then, I think I'll have an Earl Grey... no wait, Coffee Black... no.... Coke nalang.
